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Stevo and Mitch in the Morning

Start your day with Stevo and Mitch in the Morning! Hear your favorite music plus plenty of random facts, special guests, and amusing high jinks, weekdays from 6–10 am.

Playlist

Below are the episodes from the podcast.

	Date	Show Notes	Listen	Download
	5/20/2013	"B/c you'll end up in Delaware." An interesting Mad-Lib is in store, and we talk about purchases that have totally backfired on us. Happy Monday!
	5/17/2013	Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa! It's #funjokefriday, we talk cell phone etiquette, and visit with Shawn Amburgy for the first time in a year!!!
	5/16/2013	Peace Out Interns! Coolest thing a company has ever done for you have giving you really crappy service, and the Interns (hilarious) last words as the Static Radio interns. :( . . . . .... ... ....
	5/15/2013	Skinny Jeans and Hipster Glasses What clothing/accessory would you ban if you could? It's our last few days with the interns. We're giving them good advice. No, really... It's good advice.
	5/14/2013	Misdiagnosis Celebrating 1 year of Matthew from ABQ calling in, and we ask how you would live your life if you found out you had 60 days to live.
	5/13/2013	Good Morning!!! It's packed show-- full of terrible jokes, awful guesses for birthdays, Mad-Lib Monday, Cicada talk, a 4 year old Mayor (or mare, according to Stevo,) and the most trusted celebrities in the world!
	5/7/2013	Movies, movies, movies... Online dating, we talk to Matthew from ABQ FROM THE FUTURE(!!!), Iron Man and Robert Downey Jr., and a heartfelt story about JJ Abrams.
	5/6/2013	Flying Robots?? It's Mad-Lib Monday, beer drones and science.
	5/3/2013	We don't know what happened today. No, really. We don't! -#funjokefriday -interns -Sam Swann
	5/2/2013	clap clap clap clap Interns pass the most important test which involved the clap from the Friends theme song, 7 things you shouldn't call 911 about, we talk about homosexuality, "gay bashing", and the word Hate. Pastor Jarrett joins us for Theology Thursday!
	5/1/2013	NBA A dude got fired from appearing at a church for comment that he made in a tweet.
	4/29/2013	Mmm, 101º fever... Mad-lib Monday, there's a difference between Cyclops and The Cyclops, and we learn what Bedpans are.
	4/26/2013	We'll be here forever. As usual, it's #funjokefriday, and some dude accidentally kept a McDonald's hamburger for 2 years, and then decided to keep it for 12 years... don't worry, it looks the same. Mmmgross.
	4/25/2013	Gun Talk and Satire A kid gets suspended from school for wearing an NRA t-shirt, and then comes back to school the next day wearing THE SAME SHIRT... and we talk about it. Oh, and then we fall for a story from Lark news... dang it.
	4/24/2013	Thanks, Michael Bay. Michael Bay apologizes for making Armageddon, so we asked what other movies owe us an apology for being made.
	4/24/2013	Sex, Heresy, and Sex In this episode of STL Pastor Nate and Stevo talk about sex in marriage, the lack of sex in marriage, sex outside of marriage, and heretical leadership.
	4/23/2013	Big League Chew Stevo makes everyone try some gum league chew that's probably a gateway into actual chewing tobacco, and some baseball player said bad words on TV and didn't even get into trouble for it. $#%@&*$!!!!!
	4/22/2013	Day 1 We have interns! We don't fully understand the power we have over them, but soon enough, we will... Oh, we will...
	4/19/2013	Mitch the Meteorologist A high of 65º, it only gets better from here.. It's #funjokefriday, Sam Swann visits, allergies, and much, much more...
	4/18/2013	PtL, it's THURSDAY! 81% of people think it isn't a good idea to be friends with your boss on FB... Why? Pastor Jarrett, Calvary Nob Hill at the Lobo Theatre, visits us for Theology Thursday-- Grace.
	4/17/2013	It's Thursday! --No, it's Tuesday! Wait, it's Wednesday... We seriously can't figure out what day it is. We gain a day, we lost a day. It's procrastination day. How fitting.
	4/16/2013	Beans, Beans... Oh yes, the magical fruit... And, how what did you blow your tax credit on this year?... assuming you had one. :/
	4/15/2013	Best Madlib All you really need to know is that today's Mad Lib Monday is hilarious.
	4/12/2013	Hurricanes Stevo has a crazy canker sore, Sam Swann visits (Sports!), and we tell some knee-slap-worthy jokes for #funjokefriday.
	4/11/2013	Pastor Peee-eh-trrrrro! Pastor Jarrett gives us a history lesson on his last name. It's Italian. Americans have the Italians to thank for a lot of great things. We say his last name wrong. Etc... We talked with Yo from gameandmovieguide.com about the movie 42, and with Michelle Schroff about the Aspen Project, and Project Zoe.
	4/10/2013	...jalopies... Apparently NO ONE has a car that works correctly.
	4/9/2013	Sneeze Ruiner Today Mitch ruins all of Stevo's sneezes. Get ready for some epic birthday guesses, and the most random show you have ever heard from Stevo & Mitch.
	4/8/2013	Monday, Monday, Monday... Talking about the oldest things in our wallet...
	4/5/2013	The Finale Its #funjokefriday, we chat with House of Heroes drummer, Colin Rigsby, for the March Morning Madness Finale, and an intervention of Stevo & Mitch's wallet takes place. It's embarrassing.
	4/4/2013	"Mitch is back, Mitch is back!" We talk about the most annoying phrases ever, words that make you go "eeeuuugghh," and we discuss an interesting comment the CEO of the bux made...
	4/3/2013	This happened... All you really need to know is that Joey Belville co-host's the show with Stevo, and has a pretty epic interview with Kevin Guido about the Skull Church band on this episode of Stevo & Mitch in the Morning.
	3/21/2013	March Morning Madness BEGINS!!! Pastor Jarrett joins us for Theology Thursday, and as usual, brings it.
	3/20/2013	You go... No, you go... You go... We're tired... Stevo wakes up with a leg cramp, and spiders big enough to eat BATS exist... In your own backyard... Well, maybe not in your backyard, but super close.
	3/19/2013	Mascot Vs. Mascot Mitch chose her brackets for March Madness by deciding which mascot would beat up other mascots... And some dude flying people out to Mars.
	3/18/2013	Emperor Palpatine or Obama? Satan from The Bible miniseries on the History channel resembles President Obama... or Emperor Palpatine. We can't decide. Also, you can kill gophers by using bazooka gum. Oh, happy day. Also, it's Mad-Lib Monday!
	3/15/2013	Swag! Talking about what the cool new lingo is... it isn't that cool though. Also, worst first date topics. You're welcome for all the insight this morning.
	3/14/2013	Pi= 3.14 It's is March 14th, so happy Pi day! Celebrate somehow... Maybe eat 3.14 pieces of pie? J.Lusk (Jesse Lusko) visits, and Stevo & Mitch cover the things you should know by age 50.
	3/13/2013	:( I feel so fat today. I'm bored. Call me! Talking about annoying Facebook/Twitter/Instagram posts.
	3/12/2013	So, about that cat... cue Jaws theme We talk with Stephen Christian AND Matt Lott, which can only be found on this podcast!
	3/11/2013	So I found this cat... We have an interesting morning... It involves a lengthy story about a cat, an awesome Mad-Lib, tombstones, and blooduh... Not funny!
	3/8/2013	WHATISGOINGON? #funjokefriday hits its ultimate high AND low today. Sam Swann visits, and we talk to Jeff and Rachel about their life, and how adoption has changed it. It's a pretty fantastic day.
	3/7/2013	Survey Says... We don't know, because this survey was taken--2 YEARS AGO! Also, Pastor Jarrett talks about baptism, reconciling with people, and why Jesus did what he did.
	3/6/2013	Cats vs. Dogs Knives, Tipping, Amy Brown, Cats and Dogs. Today we are slightly awesome.
	3/5/2013	It was supposed to be a mountain... Some crazy (actually not at all crazy) breaking news, and a kid is suspended for chewing his pop tart into shape of a gun... What is this world coming to?
	3/4/2013	Go Lo-Bo's! We're practically sportscasters now. Also, Mad-Lib Monday.
	3/1/2013	Why So Serious? Today we hit you with a crazy serious, and you respond with some crazy serious calls... Also, it's #funjokefriday!!!
	2/28/2013	Splitting Oreo's or Cleaning The House? That is the question... What mundane task would you like a robot to complete for you? Pastor Jarrett swoops in like an eagle and BRINGS IT (as always) for Theology Thursday, and Clay Schroff visits from the Aspen Project... Not in that order, but it all happens.
	2/27/2013	Butternuts All you need to know about February 27th, 2013, is that Stevo is now known as Butternuts... and many other people tell their childhood nicknames...
	2/26/2013	Horse Meat. People love the rooster chicken dance, it's an interesting TuesNEWSday, a bartender gets fired for apparently being a "snitch", aaaaand horse meat. That's right. Horse meat.
	2/25/2013	It's a Good Monday... Onions and heartburn, Mad-lib Monday,Chic-Fil-A, and other conversations...
	2/22/2013	WAT-AHHH It's #funjokefriday, top 5 apps in your life that you spend way too much time on, and it's #funjokefriday. Also, it's #funjokefriday!
	2/21/2013	Sriracha Flavored Potato Chips? Downton Abbey isn't the most "boring" TV show on earth anymore. A new show in Norwegian about Norwegian firewood takes that title. New potato chip flavors, and Pastor Jarrett throws it DOWN for Theology Thursday-- on Thursday.
	2/20/2013	Mitch In The Mourning :( Her favorite character from Downton Abbey dies. So there's that... Birthdays, Backstreet Boys, Justin Bieber, The Black Keys, how your job is hurting you, and soooo much more.
	2/19/2013	Tamagotchi's That's right, they're making a comeback! Come one, come all children of the 90's! Tamagotchi's are back in.
	2/18/2013	It's Presidents Day. Whatever. We're here. Between people sleeping in, and our tower losing power, we have produced one the best Madlibs ever. And by best, we mean the worst.
	2/15/2013	Ladies and Gentlemen, Please welcome for the first AND last time-- the one and only, fantastic,big-hearted, celebrated, awesome, awkward, humiliating, happy-go-lucky, hard-to-find, turbulent, and well-groomed Dave Meyers applause
	2/14/2013	Happy Valentines Day, Everybody! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 Stevo cries like a little girl because his wifey is sweet, we give away stuff that you can't maybe win because this is the podcast, Clay Schroff from Aspen Project visits, Mitch goes through her crushes from childhood, and Pastor Jarrett comes in for Theology Thursday... ON THURSDAY! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
	2/13/2013	This Show is My Space Jam We hear an encouraging speech from a young boy, Valentines Day Present no-no's, We talk with Stephen Christian from Anberlin, Theresa from ABQ Rescue Mission visits, and overall, it's a pretty spectacular day.
	2/12/2013	Hypothesis: An Educated Guess Retractable spikey boots, we talk to Nate Young from Carrollhood & Anberlin, we hear a wonderful story about a couples love for each other, and Pastor Scott Thom visits and THROWS IT DOWN.
	2/11/2013	Need Some V-Day Advice? Happy monday! Listen in for some fantastic Valentines day gift tips, some terrible traffic reports, and a scary MadLib Monday. Seriously, we don't know what happened there...
	2/8/2013	~*~~~Happy Birthday To Mitch! ~*~~~*~ It's a pretty jam packed show: Mitch's Birthday, Sam Swann visits, #funjokefriday, last wishes, and superstitions.
	2/7/2013	Crutch Phrase! It's Throwback Thursday, Crutch Phrases ("Love The Guy..." "True Story," "Right?",) Clay Schroff from The Aspen Project Visits, and it's Theology Thursday with Jarrett, cut short on the podcast thanks to our wonderful skimmer. Thank you, skimmer. Much appreciated.
	2/6/2013	T-2 Days until Mitch's B-Day Today we mostly avoid Way Too Early Wednesday, address funny things people do while sitting in traffic, and a cake business owner refuses to make a wedding cake for a lesbian couple... Then we answer the exploding phone lines...
	2/5/2013	We're Here! We find out how words are transmitted through the air in into your speakers, commandeer (verb): to steal, Mitch has to get her wisdom teeth out, SuperBowl and the FCC, & Pastor Scott visits.
	2/1/2013	10% vs. 18% It's #FUNJOKEFRIDAY, Sam Swann visits, we discuss tipping your waiter or waitress, the NFL (Superbowl time!) and we get some insight from Lisa Anderson of Boundless (StaticU, 9PM) about online dating.
	1/31/2013	Dumb. It's ThurSNEWZEday, convenient doorbell technology, we TRY to talk about Hip-Hop (but it just doesn't happen,) and a pastor leaves a terrible "tip" on a receipt, and of course it goes viral.
	1/30/2013	Longest Game of Tag EVER. Even if you have multiple personalities you can only have ONE request for Way Too Early Wednesday, an awesomely BORING Super Bowl game survey, people play tag for 23 years, and the moral of a story that you don't want to miss!
	1/29/2013	Don't Rob A Starbucks- There Are Consequences... We got a new soundboard! People now eat really expensive dirt, two guys want to know what contractions feel like-- and oh, they find out and some guy makes a really unwise decision to post terrible things on FB...
	1/28/2013	Oriental-- please define. We talk with Matthew From ABQ & Sean (his BF), but not at the same time, some dude lives under a rock--literally, it's Mad Lib Monday, Legos are apparently racist, and don't drive a Porsche if you might break it and can't afford to fix it.
	1/25/2013	It's Friday, Friday, nu nu nu Friday We talk about 'Merica's obesity epidemic and "fat shaming," Matt Lott formerly of Wavorly calls in to talk about Star Wars or something, Joey Belville of Stevo's Best Friend Club calls in to talk about his band, The Echoing Green, and then other stuff happens. Trust us. We're doctors.
	1/24/2013	"Dude, you can't say that..." A great ThursNEWSday, we talk about jobs you would outsource if you could, Clay Schroff visits, and Pastor Jarrett brings it for Theology Thursday when we give him Theomological questions about giving and being gullible.
	1/23/2013	Happy WedNEWSday! Breaking News!!! Beyonce lip-synched at the Pres.'s inauguration, some people haven't seen The Princess Bride, and sticking your kids in front of an iPad to encourage them pee in the potty is NOT a good idea.
	1/22/2013	Skip It, Pogs, and Pencil Wars It's a day for Nostalgia. We hear a terrible 90's cover from Emery during NMT, things we've had to say goodbye to from childhood, and Pastor Mark Driscoll's ever so (un)popular tweet about Mr. Pres...ident.
	1/21/2013	Catfishing is NOT Fishing For Catfish It's Martin Luther King Jr. day, NFL Superbowl talk (SPORTS!!), Catfishing & Manti Te'o, and how Subway has successfully gyped us for years. 11 inch subs? How day they?!
	1/18/2013	Controversial This is the most controversial podcast ever... Is Manti Te'o telling the truth, or not? And 'they' found traces of horse meat in some deli somewhere over in a different country.
	1/17/2013	"Don't pee in your wet suit!" Happy BDay to James Earl Jones, moisturizing jeans are now on the market, somehow & for some reason we end talking about peeing in your wetsuit, terrible marital advice from Pat Robertson, and Mitch sends a direct message to the Biebs... Stay tuned for his super probable reply.
	1/16/2013	Kidz r00l Way Too Early Wednesday, wedNEWSday (all about monkeys, literally and metaphorically,) Kid rules (you cannot pee in the toilet at the same time as your brother), & Technology Talk Tuesday... on Wednesday. We really need to work on our segment names...
	1/15/2013	Two-Hour Delay Madness ensues... We have random breaking news for you, your safe driving playlist,a boy and his legos, and pancake making...
	1/14/2013	Mundane Mondays... Well, the show isn't mundane... Just Mondays are. We talking Golden Globe Awards, it's Mad-Lib Monday, our weekends are discussed, and apparently people don't wash their hands enough. Mmmmmgross.
	1/11/2013	Check this out. It's #funjokefriday, Sam Swann graces us with his presence, and Tony Gambino hangs out and updates us on his life. Today we're funny.
	1/10/2013	If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown... flush it down! Is it ok to pee in the shower, jobs that attract psychopaths, Clay Schroff visits, let your yes be yes & no be no, and Oscar Nom's.
	1/9/2013	We get paid to talk... W2EW, February vs. Febuary, Mitch's BFFL (Best Friend For Life) talks about a foundation that has something to do with Harry Potter-- or nothing to do with HP, Theresa from ABQ Rescue Mission lets us know ways to get involved, & lastly, Shock Therapy Live is back! Check out that hour on a that SEPARATE podcast... Not this one.
	1/8/2013	Therapy Sessions W/Stevo & Mitch It's David Bowie's b-day & New Music Tuesday. Pool Boy calls in to get advice, hence the Therapy Session, and Pastor Scott Thom joins us to talk about whether or not Westborough should be classified as a hate group.
	1/7/2013	A Routine Monday A bunch of nonsense, and a Mad-Lib you DON'T want to miss! Seriously, can someone explain what New Mexican Butt Nuggets are?
	1/4/2013	Life-Changing It's Luke Jeter's bday, Sam Swann visits (he's like Mr. Rogers but not... it's weird... but not), Back To The Future II and the lies it fed us (the Cubs win the world series in 2015? Yeah right...), why does it seem we need an event to meet Jesus? it's #funjokefriday and then Stevo and Sam Swann talk about sports for forever...♥ -Mitch
	1/3/2013	'Moron' is not a nice word. Product flops of 2012, smoking robots, and gel nails. Yes, the latter subject actually happened as a topic of discussion on this Indiana-Jones-&-Star Wars-oppressed morning show. A beacon of hope shines through...
	1/2/2013	Bug Bowl Words of 2012 that need to die. We're feeling a little cynical and over everything this morning. Also, discussing how Apple fuels the illusory meaning of the term "horizon"--are we ever gonna get there?!
	12/27/2012	"So Over Christmas,"-- said no one ever. Public Service Announcement: The California Hamster Association says hamsters don't make good pets for kids. Today's show holds knowledge you can't un-know. This is the only warning you will receive.
	12/24/2012	Christmas Eve SHANE! in studio, Reese Roper from Five Iron Frenzy on the phone, Christmas, and that's it.
	12/21/2012	The Last Day Hey, today's the end of the world. Also, your take on the Connecticut shootings and "God being removed from America."
	12/19/2012	Potluck Do: Say the casserole is good. Don't: Let them see you throw it away. Be stealthy, be smooth... Today we're contriving survival skills for your Christmas Potluck Parties.
	12/17/2012	Happy Brawlidays Mitch's letter from a secret admirer, and rude people etiquette.
	12/13/2012	Headliner Poor The Pope and his first tweet. Joel from For King and Country--is hilarious. Today we're thinking of how to sell-out your Christmas party, and recapping the 12/12/12 Benefit concert.
	12/12/2012	Fin Solo The hard life of the fish-killer. They were frozen in carbonite--FIN SOLO! 60% of people in the U.S. name their cars. Oh. You're that guy...
	12/11/2012	Put on the Parent Pants How parents are putting a little more thought and creativity into disciplining their children: shattering PS3s, dreams... Also, Pastor Scott in studio talking about the hard conversation to have about homosexuality, and addressing the lifestyle with truth and grace.
	12/10/2012	Donkey Cheese If you could have the whole World's supply of _____, you would be happy. For some people, it's Donkey Cheese. Today learn how a stitch in "omnioplasts" saves Chinchillas, and why women are better, according to Mitch.
	12/6/2012	Nativity Scene His Holiness has floated into the Twitter sphere, now you can follow The Pope! On another note, our all-star Nativity Scene cast was chosen today. Sweet baby Jesus...he's the King-a-ling.
	12/5/2012	Chickstagram Christmas Gift fails, spending, and advice from the ladies, as well as the usual holiday offenses. Tis the season to fight for tolerance...
	12/4/2012	The Puppy Room Attention NM residents: Beginning next year, you will have to have a passport to travel out of state. Turns out the other 49 states still think we're the New-er part of Mexico. (At least we know the water's safe.) Today talking your ideal de-stress room & with Andrew Schwabb of Project 86.
	12/3/2012	Brucely Texting Bruce Lee on Mad Lib Monday, Stevo's conversion to the Z-Coil, and the story of one mayor living off food stamps to prove to his city $4 a day is enough.
	11/30/2012	Hashtag the Baby. We are naming our offspring after social networking tools...The End must be near. Say good-bye to No Shave November, and hello to mustache implants, So Say We All, and Fun Joke Friday. Get some crackers. It's cheesey up in here.
	11/29/2012	Secret Santa "If you're so psychic, you call me!" The most random show ever, featuring the Portuguese Elevator Prank, TV's psychics, and a whole roller coaster of other conflicting emotions.
	11/28/2012	Christianity Quiz 1 in 4 Christians are not very "Christian". Pole fitness, syringe exchange, all that press about Angus T. Jones of Two and a Half Men-- it's a good discussion, friends.
	11/27/2012	Camouflage The return of the camouflage trend, the annual 'Santa' drama with Scott Thom, and an exquisite round of NMT-- better than a two-headed unicorn.
	11/26/2012	Maternity Leave God-ordained Speeding. Why is it always the nutters that make it on the news? Mad-Lib Monday, and maternity leave for high schoolers in New Mexico.
	11/16/2012	Brody is lazy. Welcome back again, Stevo. Something we all knew, but never said: Sam Swann is amazing. Today Stevo received his first phone call for his sons-- from a girl! Also, catch a clip from a recent interview we had with Elias from The City Harmonic.
	11/13/2012	Waiting for Brody Impatiently awaiting the arrival of the 5th Jeter. In the meantime, we got to chat with Ronnie from Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, and about MarshmAllows, FAllowship, and Brocabulary with Caleb from The Mix Gameroom & Skatepark.
	11/12/2012	Veteran's Day Veteran's Day shout-outs-- even though it's not Veteran's Day. Oh, you took a look at Wikipedia so now you know everything. You may have gone to college, but there's something you don't know.
	11/9/2012	Standing Room Only A new first world 'Psychological Condition' called Post-Election Depression, Comic-Cause for Hurricane Sandy, Lucifer's back-story and other bombs of doom with Pastor Nate Heitzig. _{(The views expressed from on-air guests do not necessarily represent those of Static Radio. Send all hate-mail to Nate@mystaticradio.com.)}
	11/8/2012	Australia? The latest 'Merican(!) foot-in-mouth story, recreational marijuana legalized in Washington and Colorado, and some gnarly stories of you being the reckless, dirty child you were.
	11/7/2012	Sushi Cologne The worst gift you've ever received, a high school hero in Queen's Creek, AZ, and a church defaced with swastikas in Maine...
	11/6/2012	Soap Box Listeners sounded off today about their political opinions for the big Election Day. Did we open up a can of worms? Yes. Whether your inclination is to feel good or bad about that depends on your persuasion of worms.
	11/5/2012	Man-didate It's only weird if it doesn't work-- Election Day superstitions, Mad Libs Monday, and the happiest moment of your life.
	11/2/2012	Mistaken Identity The tipping point of "honor your father and mother"? This Friday brings in a couple cases of mistaken identity, and The Pledge of Allegiance thing. Again.
	11/1/2012	Voting? In what seemed like a mission: impossible, Listeners suffered through a round of Uh-Lympics with a few glorious victories. Stevo & Mitch talking fun jobs & voting this season, why or why not?
	10/31/2012	Disney's New Princess Disney's Newest Princess has a sporting blaster. When we found out Disney bought Lucas Film, Stevo lost it.
	10/30/2012	~~Theology Thursdays~~ Psyke. Talked with Colin from H.O.H., people's 'Hurricane Sandy looting plans' and the World's Smartest LIGHTBULB.
	10/29/2012	Happy Monday The dumbest thing you've done for quick cash. Also, Thanksgiving doesn't get enough attention. So we're making glow-in-the-dark Cornucopias for your lawn.
	10/26/2012	Fridays are Best. Enjoy the weirdest 6 o'clock hour ever, a hilarious few minutes with The Echoing Green in studio, and a game of Catchphrase. We ♥ Fridays.
	10/25/2012	Skinny Minnie New FB trend: Parental Discipline. Do the dishes or say good-bye to your social life. That and Minnie Mouse's new make-over...
	10/24/2012	Accents Nicholas Cage gets Left Behind and Stephen Colbert is in Middle Earth. What is happening.
	10/23/2012	The Best and Worst Sounds A Seattle local somehow pulled off getting Billy Idol to play his birthday. His accomplishments have left us all daydreaming... who would you have play your birthday party?
	10/22/2012	You Need to Know Phil Collins. Embarrassing things that we all...oh, the shame...
	10/17/2012	The Asparagus Patch. Strange worlds come to life in a Mad Lib, especially those completed by our listeners. We also enjoyed an impromptu interview with Stephen from Anberlin about their day-old album release, Vital.
	10/16/2012	Childhood Awesomeness Now that the physical and emotional scars of life on the playground as a wide-eyed, reckless child are mostly healed, it's time to let loose the stories... flying off the merry-go-round & eating it-- and of course all the bone-breaking falls from those wretched monkey bars of death. The good news is, we made it!
	10/15/2012	Puppy Love Adding whole new meaning to the phrase "puppy love", the question is: Would you sell your house to raise reward money for a lost puppy? And the first world problems continue as some Christian students protest "Mix it up @ Lunch Day"...
	10/10/2012	Faint Not If you're reading this, you missed your opportunity to score an assortment of used highlighters from the studio, but you can still catch what you missed in politics: Vote Santiaga for Senate, Assasin Orc, World of Warcraft.
	10/9/2012	First World Problems "F'Allvestoween" costumes, engaging the rising suicide rate VS arguing over pork-- Welcome to the epitome of First World problems.
	10/4/2012	Caffeine Kick Pranks, and kicking the caffeine habit-- 'Yea, I tried that once. Give it up, you're just a junkie like everybody else.'
	10/3/2012	Funky Mic Funky mics & funky Mike, your numbskull of a co-worker. Things you'd love to never see at work again. How rude.
	10/2/2012	Gator Pool Party What a terrible idea for a child's birthday. Caleb in from the Mix Gameroom & Skatepark, some NMT tunes, and Pastor Scott shedding some light on new legislation issues.
	10/1/2012	Down in Flames Listeners called in to share how awkward -- or awesome it would be to have a video library of your life posted at your grave site.
	9/28/2012	DREAM CRUSHERS Starring Sam Swann (Baptist Convention of New Mexico) and Stevo. ©2012 A PRODUCTION OF STATIC RADIO/STEVEN JETER AND SAM SWANN/RATED NR
	9/27/2012	Thursday. Texting & Talking dangers, getting prank called by Stephen Christian...again, and reasons why you should guest-host the morning show.
	9/26/2012	Hardcore Marmalade Nobody knows what's happening, welcome to the Twilight Zone--what's in the water? Oh. Hardcore Marmalade. Sit back and enjoy the Chivalry... What?
	9/25/2012	How 'bout them refs... Recap of the NFL debacle with replacement refs, the return of the discipline paddle(?), and Pastor Scott threw down some science on Jesus' alleged wife...what now.
	9/24/2012	Childish Things Recapping the Emmy's, Jon Jones' UFC win, and then the rest of Monday was buried in Finders Keepers, the lava-monster, and double-dog dares.
	9/21/2012	WWLBD The battle of typecast between Nicholas Cage & Keanu Reeves, some 1st Amendment controversy at a high school in Texas, and since when is it OK that our cell phone bills are more expensive than our groceries? We ask ourselves, What Would Linda Beaver Do?
	9/19/2012	Speak Good. The things we do for love... Anniversaries & baby-talk, illegally dropping giant teddy bears from government-owned helicopters. Sigh. And someone please tell Stevo that eating Chile Cheese Chips only contributes to his bad-breath complex.
	9/18/2012	The Skunk. Speaking Ubbi Dubbi (makes us want to punch things), a thieving Beagle named Arnie, and-- "Air-Conditioners waste gas!" --Myth or Fact?
	9/17/2012	Go Joe The Monday Football ~~Update~~ Trashtalk, the top 10 toys that define 'Merica, and how to make movie-goers behave: Ninjas.
	9/12/2012	Little Spinners A foul-mouthed cockatoo, Aaron Rogers and the Niners jersey drama, kiddie pole-dancing, and Stevo's threat to battledance with switchblades at the State Fair...someone save us...
	9/11/2012	"Remembering You" Today marks the 11th anniversary of 9/11. In the mix of listener recollections of that day, Poema stopped in to premiere a song off their brand-new album out today (ironically entitled "Remembering You")-- and NMT brought us some unexpected surprises from American Idol...
	9/10/2012	Tickle Spa Mortifying moments of embarrassment, "Hot-Air Jordan", and the new tickle spa. Between those subjects someone's bound to have wet their pants.
	9/6/2012	Password? Reaching World Peace, washing your cat <<- things people would rather attempt than having to remember yet another password. That, 'the Garden of Weeden', and acceptable insults --that's Stevo & Mitch this morning.
	9/5/2012	The Fast & Freaking Out Way Too Early Wednesday brings us a sweet JT cover from We Came As Romans, one woman's accelerator gets stuck at 120mph, and the best worst proposal ever. We're laughing, but it's not funny.
	9/4/2012	#realtalk with Mateo & Tim Matt & Tim from House of Heroes ~~discovered~~ --owned karaoke in the Land of Enchantment, pet names women hate, and the long-awaited NMT featuring local bands, and some not local bands...
	8/30/2012	Zen and Clamor The best & worst sounds you'll hear, and reminiscing from the recent Mumford & Sons show at Red Rocks...
	8/24/2012	The Box The 'stir' that made Mitch transform to 11 yr old fan-girl status, we'll give you 1 guess: it starts with Justin Bieber. And the mysterious Box in Norway. It's a packed Friday featuring an interview with Jonathan Bock, President of Grace Hill Media, Joan from Care Net Abq, and our BOTB winners Shout the Truth in studio, not on this podcast. (Our awesome computer punked out on us. We're sad about it. See you at our next fundraiser. :])
	8/23/2012	Et Cetera. Everything. We talked about everything today: the Curiosity on Mars, terrifying childhood experiences, the Face-kini, exploding toilets, Noah's Ark--For heaven's sake, just say it: Et Cetera.
	8/22/2012	Candy Meth Unnerving things like "IF", the new Curiosity robot's landing on Mars and other science facts, and our state gaining national attention with candy replicas of methamphetamines. Well done, NM...
	8/21/2012	Bertie Botts. Every flavor is where it's at-- and EVERY flavor is one to savor!...? Andrew Schwabb from Project 86 on the phone for NMT & his new album release, and some uncomfortable things to talk about with Pastor Scott Thom.
	8/20/2012	Gems of Life Today's show featuring our special hypochondriac friend (formerly known as Stevo), the Online Corner discussing scams (sponsored by a 3rd world country near you,) and New Mexico's well-earned 2nd Place title for the Worst Place for iPhones, ever.
	8/17/2012	Hipster Talk Stevo, being disgusting... (--skip through the 6 o'clock hour or you'll end up as scarred as Mitch.) New cell phone policies: check your phone at the door, the ripple effect, Justin Marbury in the stude, and the ban on annoying hipster talk.
	8/16/2012	You're Welcome, Sun. So, the Sun wakes up to us in the morning-- talking about disappointing news for office staff, and a whole bunch of pranks that had potential for awesomeness...key-word: had.
	8/15/2012	The Show (that is Stevo & Mitch) Way Too Early Wednesday really is like hitting a pinata full of hornets. Today it's Mitch's list of cool ways to get free stuff, (Hint: Don't resort to lying,) and the latest controversy surrounding Tim Tebow.
	8/14/2012	Blame the Internet? Memory games, Aurora's Night Out, several new dictionary additions to the English language--oh my-- and talking bitterness, tattoos, etc. with Pastor Scott Thom.
	8/13/2012	Putting the "P" in OOL. The Alien Life Form--ALF, and shows that should be movies. And, welcome to the Olympic Pool! (Notice: there is a 'P'...ee)
	8/10/2012	Crazy kids... Yo joining us in the studio today to talk about everything nerdy-- no seriously, Mitch's brain is fried. And all those crazy kid stories...
	8/9/2012	The Expendables 3 Talking who's missing from The Expendables 2 movie. Stevo & Mitch joined by Celeste today (thus the 3), how Indiana Jones turned into 'Nanners', and then the meme happened...
	8/8/2012	Dudes don't talk about cake. Ivan lost it-- his shirt that is...Oh Olympics, you never cease to entertain. Today's show featuring LOL's, OhEmGee's, and some bad things about boycotting Facebook.
	8/7/2012	Dr. Swagger "Manscaping"-- How far can dudes go in beautifying themselves? (With Dr. Schwagger.) NMT, and talking about the new screenplay Bible translation with Pastor Scott Thom.
	8/6/2012	Life ADD Sikh Temple shooting in Wisconsin, the latest in Olympic fails, and a few minutes from the Listener Lightning Round with Stephen Christian from Anberlin.
	8/3/2012	Real Angry Birds Exploding birds, romantic gestures, funny stories-- Stevo & Mitch stayed out late with everyone at the Relient K/ House of Heroes show last night, so today's podcast is really funny. That's all you need to know.
	8/2/2012	"Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day" Listeners recapped their "Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day" experience, overview of the absolute lamest Olympic match in history, and picture posts with agendas--which we would love to never seen again. "Repost if you love Jesus!"
	8/1/2012	Quidditch for Muggles How your personal information is floating out in cyberspace, Sign Flipper-ers, and ways to be more productive at work: sleep, Facebook, chat happily with your coworkers. It works! No, really...
	7/31/2012	The Bible vs. Fifty Shades of Grey Movies that should be TV shows, NMT with Will, and that one book...Fifty Shades of Grey?
	7/30/2012	Mondays... Stevo & Mitch caught up with Kristin from Ronald McDonald House Charities, and recapped the opening days of the Olympics: breaking the internet on Twitter, but struggling to fill stadium seats. Strange world we live in...
	7/27/2012	The [Actual] Uh-lympics. Today's show featuring the painful process of educating Mitch on the Summer 2012 Olympics and sports in general, and new Olympic Sports(!)--we made up some.
	7/26/2012	My Two Dads. Packed show this morning as we open up the lines to talk about the national attention Hope Christian School has drawn-- their decision to deny a 3 year old admittance because he has 2 dads.
	7/25/2012	Sci-fi Nerds Unite DC Comic rewrites and a big-time movie re-shoot in light of the Aurora Shooting, "The Hoff", and all you need to know about futbol for the Summer Olympics 2012.
	7/23/2012	"Talky People" The Biebs, 'Weed Dating' (--it's not what you think. Unless, you're thinking something else...) Awkward goodbyes & texts, and Mitch's 1st radio interview-- with Pool Boy from Cruces.
	7/20/2012	Colorado Theatre Shootings Stevo & Mitch were joined by Vince Harrison, head of security for Calvary Albuquerque. We talked today about how to respond in a life or death situation & measures of preparation.
	7/19/2012	The Cost of Friendship Stevo & Mitch today talking with listeners about the cost of friendship (about $500 a year, precisely,) and embarrassing parent stories.
	7/18/2012	Hug-a-Thug Hugs, Thermostats vs. Thermometers, and a band of adorable children visit the studio on a field trip--Cue pukey radio voices-- "Don't break character, Mitch."
	7/17/2012	The Thinker Surgeon brings a brain home to his kids, what pose would you strike for a fb photo? Awesome NMT with some help from Micah Tawlks, and Pastor Scott Thom in talking about "acceptable curse words"...
	7/16/2012	(Terrible) Escape Aritsts Escape Artistry-- you guys shared your lamest attempts to get out of a bad situation. Stevo's Birthday entertains all sorts of witless prank calls, and Raccoon Lady (she got attacked by raccoons. shameful giggle).
	7/13/2012	Smartphone Zombies Friday the 13th, SDCC, and smartphone zombies. Let's face it, we're all in denial.
	7/12/2012	fisherofdudes@aol.com Presenting the Edifi, the World's First "Christian" Tablet. Is that even possible? And our shameful email screen names when this whole 'internet thing' came around... Acceptance is the first step to recovery.
	7/11/2012	'I'm a Little Teapot'--45 Days. Court adjourned. Mime Ministry, Tom Cruise & Scientology, and one man sentenced to blast "I'm a Little Teapot" for 45 days for breaking noise ordinances.
	7/10/2012	The Best New Music Tuesday Ever. Zombie Theme Park? Yes. New Anchor & Braille? Mmhm! Call from Sonny of P.O.D. about his new song? Indeed. All that and more on today's show, don't miss this one.
	7/9/2012	Life Lessons from Hollywood "Economical monsters", life lessons from Hollywood ("Bro, that is your sister..."), and today's traffic report: Alligators are roaming the streets of Albuquerque-- stay away from the South Valley.
	7/6/2012	How To: Get Rid of Unwanted House Guests We can't get over how amazing "The Amazing Spiderman" is, that and the latest in movie and game releases with Yo from The Guide, Free Comic Friday, and today, hospitality went out the window-- This is how to get rid of unwanted house guests...
	7/5/2012	How To: Trick DJs Into Eating Nasty Stuff. Matt Lott from Wavorly on Spidey, dream vacations, and weird food combo "musts"--Which, we're pretty sure, you guys just made up to get us to throw up. Thank you!
	7/3/2012	Bronycon Men who love My Little Pony--we'll leave it at that. This week, Billyum was on the menu for New Music Tuesday. (He made it, but barely. Just kidding.) And Tolerance & Intolerance with Pastor Scott Thom.
	7/2/2012	"You're an adult in a 12 yr. old body..." Spoiler Alert for Captain America's future, talking movies today, Spidey-Lizard (Google says it's real, so...), and featuring an adorable interview clip with Sadie & Eva, and the not-so-secret truth behind Instagramming: to inspire jealousy.
	6/29/2012	Glamping 'Bathsalt Zombie' was actually just smoking pot, talking revenge gone wrong today, the new Free Comic Friday Game with Mitch, and Glamping-- it's like camping but, not.
	6/28/2012	Reality TV The latest on the Waldo Canyon Fire with our former Colorado Springs resident, Yo. How a french fry food fight turned to 'assault & battery with a deadly weapon', oh my, and Reality TV.
	6/27/2012	Chivalry is Not Dead Apologies, best dates, worst dates, the 'No Holding Hands' Bill, & proper dating etiquette.
	6/26/2012	Fight Church From Pheromone Parties to all the things that cause cancer, and the rise of MMA brings us our first 'Fight Church'--today's show was packed. Founder of Xtreme Ministries, John Renken called in to set the record straight as Stevo, Mitch, & Ps. Scott Thom asked if Jesus really was a fighter...
	6/25/2012	The Unlike List The 'Unlike' List --according to Yahoo. And, we just found out, our Static decal has been...equated to the Jesus fish? ...uuhm...
	6/22/2012	The Bully Beatdown Breaking 'brotocal', bullies and questionable discipline-- 'the bully beatdown', Jared from Gozur in studio, and, fill in the blank: "You'd rather lose your wedding ring than your ____."
	6/21/2012	Pregnant Etiquette Today talked dependency, how Twitter has come to reveal educational fails with youth, pregnant etiquette & all the things NOT to say to a woman who's expecting, and Jack Attack-- Stevo's 8yr old called in...
	6/20/2012	"Sorry, but the fish is gone..." Technology & 'Tweeter' with the older generation, 9-1-1 call about sandwich condiments, David Eiffert in to talk about the upcoming Storm Conference at Believer's Center, and thumbs--that's how you win at Temple Run.
	6/19/2012	Mr. Lucky (?) Unluckiest (or luckiest?) man in the world... In the studio, our Battle of the Bands 1st Runners Up-- Hidden by the Light, and our interview with Lee Marie of Children 18:3.
	6/18/2012	Publicity Stunts A disoriented nudist, the 'Lost Boy' from the wilderness, drive by shooting, mass hypnosis-- people will do anything for a little spotlight...
	6/15/2012	Uh-lympics. It's Father's Day Eve Eve, dude-- bro-- man-- and today we're talking Brody, The Daddle, Uh-lympics, and the best way to to destroy an enemy: make them a friend. Thanks Matthew from Albuquerque.
	6/14/2012	Clembough iPoo App- yes...ew. Judging people by their shoes, and Clembough.
	6/13/2012	10 Camels for your President... Stevo & Mitch today talking public etiquette, Roaches-- (God's creatures? Or an extension of the sin curse?) And ah, the kindness of America, Part II...
	6/12/2012	"Sponsored" by the special K, the circle K, the mart of K. NMT with Billyum: Theibs' band from 1998 makes its debut on Static Radio... for the first and last time. The new Prometheus movie with Yo. And-- is it ok for the KKK to adopt a highway...?
	6/11/2012	[insert title here] Recap of Static's 1st Battle of the Bands, feat. special guest Willie Nelson. (Not really.) (But kind of.)(He had a beard, so...) And Stevo's new BFFL Torii Hunter-- famous morning show co-host potential?...
	6/7/2012	Leave Those Kids Alone! Tinkerbell gets the boot at Disney World, Jehovah's Witnesses, excessive cheering, and the Decline of Man.
	6/6/2012	"You are dependable, loyal... like a dog." Stevo & Mitch today talking about micro-chipping your children, a cussing baby toy, 5 things that are terrible at making you happy, and the latest in gaming, E3, with Yo.
	6/5/2012	Cue the Applause Spelling Bee & the Top 11 words Americans can’t spell. A mom choked out her daughter's 14-year-old bully--in the mall. In front of everyone. Also today's New Music Tuesday today featured a new song premiere from Spoken.
	6/4/2012	Zombie-Talk People eating people, cannibalism, bath salts, you know, that stuff...
	6/1/2012	Stephen's Last Day... mer. Million dollar names and also the worst ones ever, the story of a new alternate reality for a classic comic book hero with Yo, and Thiebs joins the 505 for the Static Birthday Bash!
	5/31/2012	Stitch Radio Today talking clothing or words you would ban from existence, Jeff Buckley, Personality Taglines, and how freckles are kiss marks from God...? O dang.
	5/22/2012	Dream Warrior Stevo & Stephen recap their previous evening's UFC training, Camilia & Bella from Rock 101 cover "The Scientist" by Coldplay, talking choosing your dreams today, and special guest Susie Sandager in the studio.
	5/21/2012	The Arena of Truth Stephen went 'Open-Housing' and humbly didn't correct the real estate agent who assumed him a small-time, penniless musician. (Way to represent, NM). Today announced the Battle of the Bands Finalists, and women say they want honest opinions, but do they? --Do they really?
	5/18/2012	Birderer. Stevo killed an albino pigeon on the way to the studio this morning, Stephen learns how to operate the sound board (sorry to our Listeners), and MMA fighter Manny Pacquiao is banned from The Grove in LA for a harsh comment against homosexuality. [Insert quote here] wince He really said that? Yes. Yes he did.
	5/16/2012	Way Too Early Wednesday Talking today about a family that's being sued by a church, 'Cool Beans'--possibly the most irritating phrase known to man, scaring Stevo with a megaphone while he's in the bathroom, and 7 Seconds of Serious with Stephen.
	5/15/2012	Why Stephen Christian is saving Static Radio... Someone 'Found Jesus' on The Bachelor... interview with Nate Young, drummer of Anberlin, and today's New Music Tuesday voted the "worst in history" by a random Facebook man. Wow, hey thanks mister...
	5/14/2012	Stizzle Chrizzle. Fo Shizzle. The power the media has over the mind (we are the media,) what defines a friend, and stuff.
	5/11/2012	This thing called humility... We're way more conceited than we realize. Stevo & Stephen try 32 minutes of NOT talking about themselves...and fail 4 seconds later. Discussed 'respectfully' expressing beliefs--oh, and 5 Top Things About Australia with Jessica --calling from Australia.
	5/10/2012	Keep Your Jersey Clean Jiu Jitsu, the habits of men, and how to keep your jersey clean.
	5/9/2012	Al BoQuerque The Rotating Steves talking 'Ron Albuquerque', with Atomic Tom's Luke in NYC, 'Scary Birthday Clowns' and Number 1 fears...
	5/8/2012	Respect Your Elders! Life dreams, New Music Tuesday, and talking with John Schlitt, former lead singer of Petra.
	5/7/2012	Antics & Shenanigans Stephen Christian, lead singer of Anberlin joins the morning show on Static Radio...
	5/4/2012	"May the 4th Be With You." "...Thank you?" Official review of The Avengers with Yo, Promageddon, a Survey: Will Armageddon Come in Your Lifetime? And the beginnings of our Film School...
	5/3/2012	La Fisherman Angels rocked a "No, No"! Tipping policies, childhood dreams, National Day of Prayer, and a Runaway Japanese Parakeet, all in one Thursday. Awesome.
	5/2/2012	Obi-Wan Kenobi Stevo, Joey, Mitch, & Billyum talk baseball lingo, Kickstarter for bands, and name changing--guess how many people are now "Obi-Wan Kenobi"... And our weekly visit with Teresa from the Albuquerque Rescue Mission.
	5/1/2012	All That and a Bag of Chips Men's Top 10 Bucket List with Stevo & Billyum. (There wasn't one for women so Mitch made up her own, all about Justin Bieber.) Fake excitement from mom's about their Mother's Day gifts, and the latest New Music Tuesday submissions to Static.
	4/30/2012	Are Women More Evil Than Men? Mitch returns from Denver for the undead Five Iron Frenzy's Reunion Show. She cried. Then Celeste & Billyum join in on the debate-- Are women more evil than men? --With no help from the listeners in women's defense...
	4/27/2012	Let the Food Mashup Begin. Mothageddon settles over the city of Albuquerque & Mitch is off to Denver for Five Iron Frenzy's Reunion Show. Stevo and Yo, Jerry from the Kingdom Awards, and introducing Jacob from Next Step. Cheeseburgers & hotdogs in your pizza crust?? (Gross.)
	4/26/2012	Things You Said You Would Never Do... Stevo, Billyum, & Mitch talk 50 things to do before you're 11 & 3/4 before The Last of the Mohicans, Geocaching, and Sean Amborgee & V-Necks take over the studio. Also, the latest with the Aspen Project & Clay Schroff.
	4/25/2012	Angry dads, cruises, and kidneys, oh my... Stevo, Mitch, Joey, and Celeste discussed the joys of kidney transplants and firings, autistic children and angry dads, what cruise not to go on, and rocked an impromptu band interview with The Echoing Green.
	4/24/2012	Crazy teacher fires blanks at students... Visit from Scott Thom, Mitch in the studio, New Music Tuesday with Billyum & lots of... interesting local submissions.
	4/23/2012	Stevo, Mitch, Billyum--and the moths. Recap Jon Jones' UFC fight, proceed with the education of Mitch on baseball & sports in general (with the help of SteveR), why the moths are attacking the big Abq, and we've decided to bring "Cool Beans" back--today is slang day.
	4/20/2012	The Things You Can't Live Without (or with, apparently). Twinkies & Coca Cola. Stevo & Yo in the studio with Sam Swann, talking the Holy Ghost and with Justin Marbury & the Elements of Man--Ladies, sometimes that far off look in their eye is only the hard contemplation of the victor in a match between the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Superman.
	4/19/2012	Ferrets Are Sneaky. Heads Up. Stevo & Mitch talk about the new "Fleep Mycle" App, Prom Make-out Patrol stories, and why a guy's pet will tell you a lot about him. Clay Schroff & the Aspen Project, Billyum, Sean Amborgee, and Airport security.
	4/18/2012	Best & Worst Jobs of 2012 Stevo has alarm clock issues & Stu from Alamogordo introduces a cool new app. Teresa from ABQ Rescue Mission. Billyum & America's Best Cities for Hipsters, and the Best and Worst jobs--with Broadcasters on the bottom. ...Hey. Hold on a sec...
	4/17/2012	Washington's Most Wanted Mitch, & Billyum in with Stevo to talk Brides to Be and their new way of losing weight--feeding tubes. A Washington man alludes police with the help of Facebook, and Stevo's son Luke spills a family secret to the entire elementary school at lunch.
	4/16/2012	Bachelor to the Rapture The best & worst things you can say to a woman with Stevo, Mitch, & Billyum. Free & also deathly food samples at the grocery store, and new stats that say women are twice as likely as men to mistake the gas pedal for the brakes.
	4/13/2012	It's Friday the 13th... Stevo, Yo, & everyone else in the world in the studio. It's a tight squeeze. Superstitions, theatre ghosts, our awesome conversation about babies --all the things not to say about them, and glow-the-dark money in Canada, eh.
	4/12/2012	Man Down! Aaron Gillespie in the studio today, The Aspen Project's Clay Schroff on Human Trafficking in New Mexico, bad driving habits, oh...and someone hit their tooth on the mic. Man down...
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